Twink Seeking Handler

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To the woman at the Skrillex afterparty with the killer Kimono Dave sunglasses and that epic jacket that radiated pure energy. I was the elven twink who dared to cut you in the bathroom line. You shut me down and kept me in my place with such grace and authority.

You captured my heart and lit it on fire like a West SOMA trashcan. I overheated. I can tell we are destined for nerdy conversations, adventures exploring SF hidden gems and usurping local wildlife organizations together.

If this is you, don’t you see that I want you to be my… Bad thang
– Your loyal twink

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