Marry people while flaunting your cheeks at The Assless Chapel!

  • State/Province: California
  • Country: United States (US)
  • Listed: July 3, 2023 5:18 am
  • Expires: 198 days, 10 hours


The Assless Chapel is recruiting two new members. We have space and tickets available. We charge no camp fees. What’s The Assless Chapel, you ask? We believe in gifting people the wedding that can’t have off-Playa – and showing off our asses while we do it. Learn more about what we do at www.TheAsslessChapel.com.

Our camp will end up including 12 people. As of now, our ages range from late 20s to late 60s and our Burning Man experience ranges from virgins to 18 burns.

We are non-hierarchical and old school decommodified. Everyone gives what they can with no expectation of something in return. We do not care if you got your own ticket or if we got you a ticket. You cannot pay your way instead of working your way. Everyone contributes and no one is keeping score. We do not use any outside services.
All that means that everyone at The Assless Chapel must be truly self-reliant. While some of us have strong Playa skills and equipment to share, our campers must provide for themselves as if they were not part of a theme camp.

On the other hand, we all work together to make The Assless Chapel happen. Everyone is expected to help with weddings in a variety of ways. Our build crew is already assembled, and we have no more WAPs to assign, but everyone must help with break. As of now, we are looking for a DJ, an acoustic musician or someone with any other skill that can help us create or run our camp and/or gift great weddings. While there are many camps that need yoga instructors, sound healers, cooks and a wide variety of other wonderful skill sets, we are focused on those things relevant to creating a great camp that provides great weddings.

Finally, though it should go without saying, I do feel the need to mention what we don’t tolerate in our camp. No creeps, no leaving a trace and no Instagram obsessives. Consent is everything and should be enthusiastic. Start LNT at home and carry it through until you’re off the playa. Do not treat The Assless Chapel as a default world brand.

OK, so, if we seem like the right camp for you, how do you apply?

You’ll need to visit the “Join” page of our website.

First, please download and read The Assless Chapel Agreements. All of us agree to these. It’s a prerequisite for joining the camp. If those sound good to you, then download our application. Fill it out and send it to TheAsslessChaplain@ProtonMail.com. Everyone will get a response from us but, unfortunately, we can only add two new members. We strive to evaluate every application in an unbiased yet holistic manner. Expect that before we add anyone to the camp, we’ll schedule an online interview. You may also get some follow-up questions by email. If you have any trouble applying or have any questions, feel free to email me at TheAsslessChaplain@ProtonMail.com.

Thank you everyone for your interest and, whatever your path is to the Playa, please stop by and say hi. We’re camped at 4:15 and C.

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