Can I join your turnkey???

  • Country: United States (US)
  • City: BRC
  • Listed: August 11, 2018 3:31 am
  • Expires: 51 days, 11 hours

Description

Just kidding, fuck turnkey camps.

I’m just looking for a camp to join for the week. This’ll be my second burn and I am already fully self-sufficient and am bringing an 18′ geodome as shelter. I don’t need your water, food, shelter or bandaids because I’m prepared. What I do need is some friendly faces to call home.

What can I bring to your camp? Well, I’m extremely good with building, engineering, fixing and doing hard, dusty work for little more than to meet new interesting people. I have the tools and ability to fix or playa-engineer anything from broken swamp coolers, ripped shelter fabric, shorted lights and EL wire and I can even sew ripped clothing pretty good.

If you need menial help around your camp, or if you need an extra hand to hold a whip, I’m also good at that. If you need help heckling sparkleponies, scaring the virgins with horror stories, building dust castles or getting lost in deep playa without a bike, I’m also good at all those things too.

All I need is a great crew of cheerful, fun people to hang out with.


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